João

Excitement Tour-nado

  • I live in Lisbon
  • I speak English, Español, Português
  • Verified Local host
  • Response time less than 4 hours

Hi there! Nice to meet you

João

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the Universe? Not to worry! You were born just in time to explore Lisbon with a human-like Tour-nado - me, myself and I - the one and only Portugal's John Smith (to be explained in person).

What's there to say about such a fine specimen? I have a ponytail and I wiggle it around up and down our streets while I flood your brains with dopamine - expect a perfect blend of history, jam-packed with goofiness and good looks (not mine, the landscape!). So better strap in your belts or the Tour-nado that you're about to experience will sweep you off your feet!

Come enjoy my beloved city in good company, we have plenty of pidgeons!

Portuguese, homebred | 28.

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  • I live in Lisbon
  • I speak English, Español, Português
  • Verified Local host
  • Response time less than 4 hours

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Reviews

Ron and Tom
26 July 2025
Great tour! The 3 hour tour flew by! Saw amazing sites and have a great understanding and background of the beautiful city and people of Lisbon!!Barcelona tour
Casey
6 July 2025
We had such an amazing time on our private food tour with João! He showed us the perfect mix of classic Portuguese food, local spots, and cool neighborhoods—including Bairro Alto and some hidden gems we never would’ve found on our own. The food was delicious, and he gave us tons of great history and context along the way. João was super kind, funny, and easy to talk to—felt like exploring the city with a friend. He even gave us awesome recommendations for later that night and told us to text him anytime during our trip if we needed anything. Couldn’t recommend him more for a fun, laid-back, and really memorable experience in Lisbon!João is the best!!!!!
Claudia
28 June 2025
Joao went above and beyond to share his knowledge and love for Lisbon. My friends and I learned so much about the history and culture of this beautiful city as we ate and drank the best that Lisbon has to offer. If you would like to experience all five senses of Lisbon...Joao is the one to deliver! Joao was an excellent guide
Erica
22 June 2025
We had such a fun time trying new foods in Lisbon with João. He was knowledgeable, kind, funny, and made sure we got an authentic taste of the city. Thank you, João, for an awesome tour!!!A great tour with a great guide!
Maureen
19 June 2025
What a wonderful young man Joao is. Even though he had a serious family emergency, he took the time to come and greet me and make sure that I was OK. his dedication to his job is beyond compare and I am so very blessed to have met him. He found me a replacement in Mario and Bia and what a wonderful experience that was. They treated me like a friend and showed me places in the city that I would never have found by myself. It was the experience of a lifetime. By the end of the day, I felt like a local Thank you, thank you thank you for the time of my life MoeSimply the Best
Rob
10 June 2025
We had a great kickstart your with Jaoa! He changed the tour to accommodate our requests. Very informative and fun. Go with Joao!
Bita
8 June 2025
Joao was knowledgeable flexible with our schedule and preferences and super friendly and kind. Great value and great introduction to Lisbon
Barbara
1 June 2025
We had a great tour with João and learned a lot about the history of Lisbon. Our tour was very customisable and was also avoiding all the crowded and touristy places. In addition, João gave us some excellent ideas for lunch and dinner. Would definitely recommend a tour with João.Very relaxed and insightful tour.
Stephanie
11 May 2025
We had such a great time on our tasting tour with João! He was fun, friendly, and showed us places we never would have found on our own. It felt like exploring the city with a local friend. We tried many delicious traditional snacks and drinks. Definitely one of the highlights of our trip!Wonderful time on the 10 Tastings tour!
Britta
7 May 2025
João gave us in the Kick-Off Tour a very good first impression of Lisbon with informations about the past and present. He showed us many interesting places and was open for any question and exercise. Thank you very much for your guidance!Great individual tour!

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