João

Jolliness Tour-nado

  • I live in Lisbon
  • I speak English, Español, Português
  • Verified Local host
  • Response time less than 12 hours

Hi there! Nice to meet you

João

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the Universe? Not to worry! You were born just in time to explore Lisbon with a human-like Tour-nado - me, myself and I - the one and only Portugal's John Smith (to be explained in person).

What's there to say about such a fine specimen? I have a ponytail and I wiggle it around up and down our streets while I flood your brains with dopamine - expect a perfect blend of history, jam-packed with goofiness and good looks (not mine, the landscape!).

Come enjoy my beloved city in good company, we have plenty of pidgeons!

Portuguese, homebred | 28.

Anyway, book the tour 👍

  • I live in Lisbon
  • I speak English, Español, Português
  • Verified Local host
  • Response time less than 12 hours

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