João

Excitement Tour-nado

  • I live in Lisbon
  • I speak English, Español, Português
  • Verified Local host
  • Response time less than 19 hours

Hi there! Nice to meet you

João

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the Universe? Not to worry! You were born just in time to explore Lisbon with a human-like Tour-nado - me, myself and I - the one and only Portugal's John Smith (to be explained in person).

What's there to say about such a fine specimen? I have a ponytail and I wiggle it around up and down our streets while I flood your brains with dopamine - expect a perfect blend of history, jam-packed with goofiness and good looks (not mine, the landscape!). So better strap in your belts or the Tour-nado that you're about to experience will sweep you off your feet!

Come enjoy my beloved city in good company, we have plenty of pidgeons!

Portuguese, homebred | 28.

Anyway, book the tour 👍

  • I live in Lisbon
  • I speak English, Español, Português
  • Verified Local host
  • Response time less than 19 hours

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Reviews

Marco
6 April 2025
The best tour ever. The best way to see Lisbon by far. I wish I could give 6 stars!! Thanks JoãoI wish I could give 6 stars!!
Lisa
1 April 2025
Our leader was Joao, and he was fantastic! Really welcoming, shared personal experiences and stories and always willing to personalize the tour based on what we asked about. The prefect intro to Lisbon!Perfect intro to Lisbon
Leandro
5 March 2025
Fantastic experience. And, João was brilliant! He shared stories, gave his opinion, has a fantastic and intelligent humor while he tells us about the history of the city and about the local culture. Strongly recommend experience!Strongly recommended experience!
Emma
4 March 2025
Thanks Joáo for a great tour! Would definitely recommendThanks Joáo for a great tour!
Craig
16 February 2025
Joao our guide was fantastic. He was outgoing, passionate, no-nonsense when it came to giving us instructions or telling us how things work in today's Lisbon. It was fantastic the way he described Portugal's history or Lisbon's recent past throughout the tour and he really won us over. Our group consisted of 3 couples and by the end of the evening, I must say that we were all ready to grab drinks with Joao and continue the interesting conversation over a bottle of wine! Highly recommended! Craig from BarcelonaOur guide was fantastic
Maarten
5 February 2025
Joao was a great host! Definitely a recommendation.Definitely a recommendation
Jeff
28 December 2024
This was a wonderful experience with Joao, his family was very involved in the many changes in Portugal in the last 50-60 years and we felt his stories really relayed the country's ups and downs. It was a great 3+ hours, with a stop near the end to taste some local cheese and wine at a out of the way restaurant that was packed with locals. All together a wonderful experience seeing LisbonWonderful experience seeing Lisbon

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